bulb series

November 5, 2008

Extending the bulb jokes to other areas, here are some that crossed my mind-

Q- how many republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A- one maverick

Q- how many democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A- none, you ‘hope’ for ‘change’ and it just happens

Q- how many unmarried desis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A- none, as they are unaware of what screwing is.

Q- how many bloggers does it take to screw in a ligt bulb?
A- 200, 1 to do the act, 99 to document it and 100 to comment

Q- how many tamilians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A- none, as their loud talking already shattered the bulb to pieces

Q- how many gujjus does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A- none, as it was already sold even before this question was asked

Q- how many gults does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A- depends, is there any dowry involved?

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7 Responses to “bulb series”

  1. DV Says:

    how many maadus(marwaadis) does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Nako baap, electricity bill will increase and one bulb will get used up.

  2. Trailblazer Says:

    Hahaha. Nice. The Gujjus and bloggers ones are awesome.

  3. Kishor Says:

    Rajnikanth can screw a light bulb without really screwing. He just spins it in his hand and throws it in the air and the bulb gets screwed into the socket by itself.

  4. sruthi Says:

    we have been waiting for new posts.. what happened? are u hibernating? if so.. do wake up…

  5. Speakbnidas Says:

    Really good one. Thanks

  6. Pranav Says:

    Nice, I like your jokes 🙂


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