August 14, 2007
Person 1: Duniya kutti hai yaar, a-holes don’t reciprocate my goodness. I am good to them but they are mean and bad to me.
Person 2: Just because you are a vegetarian doesn’t mean that a hungry lion won’t savor you.
person 1: isn’t that the reason that makes us humans and they are called animals?
person 2: well, we are called “social animals” for a reason.. the animal instinct in us kicks in from time to time, it is the social obligation that prevents us from doing so
person1: grrr, I feel like kicking you for this stupid explanation
person 2: that was’t you, that was the monkey in you that was talking, and please tell him “bad monkey, no bananas”
Japanese men sure have a tough time, consider the numerous instances when men (have to) say sorry to women. See the various types of saying sorry, the Japanese way, in this video.
As a kid, I didn’t believe when my grandpa told me about the last type he saw back in Osaka.